Me and my super old buddy M. Johanns were out with another good buddy of mine drinkin' some beers in the woods. I was like, "Mike, how's come you ain't never drinkin' any good shit like Budweiser heavy. All you's ever got's in yer hands in that fruity crud." and Mike was all, "Shut you pie hole, Hoss, Goddamnit! Or I'll bust out my guns and give you a flippin' show." So I says, "well do'er then... let's see them pythons!" So, he went and pulled 'em out and I was like, "you've got some long pit hair on you, Mike."Friday, November 6, 2009
Me and 'ol Johanns tossin' a couple back...
Me and my super old buddy M. Johanns were out with another good buddy of mine drinkin' some beers in the woods. I was like, "Mike, how's come you ain't never drinkin' any good shit like Budweiser heavy. All you's ever got's in yer hands in that fruity crud." and Mike was all, "Shut you pie hole, Hoss, Goddamnit! Or I'll bust out my guns and give you a flippin' show." So I says, "well do'er then... let's see them pythons!" So, he went and pulled 'em out and I was like, "you've got some long pit hair on you, Mike."
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Ohhh my fucking god this is awesome
:)
that is one sweet mustache
funny thing is i saw johanns in a tank top at kuhls one time back in the day and i noticed the same thing. for real though. i was paying and he was chatting with stella, and had his arm stuck way in the back of the pie display thing (no one tells the guv'ner he can't get to that piece of raspberry, am i right?). i was thinking one of those things was gonna fall in a pie right there in front of me. from then on i was like no way man, no pie at kuhls.
i just about pissed misself when i read that one, hoss.
... no pie at kuhls. no joke no pie at kuhls.
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